Monday, December 19, 2005

BUNKING
This blog is primarily about the art of bunking classes. Bunking classes has been a tradition for the entire student community and i believe that almost everyone of us have bunked classes. Actually it is pretty scary for me to attempt writing about bunking as a friend of mine is an adept at the same. The art of bunking is not quite simple as it seems, a lot of technology goes into it...
To begin with let us try classifying the bunks . According to my experience, there are broadly two kinds of bunking possible
1. Good ones (which escapes punishment)
2. Bad ones (which gets caught)
The good ones require a lot of thought into the act, while the bad ones are quite intutional.The good ones are often seen to be exercised by the expert bunkers who make sure that they go unnoticed both by the teacher and the students... They are the ones who actually enjoy bunking and are past-masters at the trade. They are thorough professionals who achieve their end without attracting any attention. One can put them under the class of James Bond and the like. These belong to the minority in the bunking community...They have themselves hidden under the masks namely the titles " studious" or "sincere" conferred by the teachers and students....

The bad ones are those who attract quite an attention etiher due to their stupidity or due to their pompous nature... Most bunking comes under this category unfortunately and so are seen as plainly by the teachers as daylight. These kind of people are stupid enough to announce their bunks to everyone around them.. maybe they get attention and are regarded as heroes... yes, they do get a lot of attention.... and as a bonus they get the attention of teachers too...And they manage to get more stupid when caught !!! They try to invent lies on the spot, but lies arent those which comes good in a tight situation, all the more when it is to be delivered as an extempore. Neverthless they come out in the most conscpicuous format at the worst time possible.. and whats more they push you further in inextricably... Once caught bunking, the unfortunate fellow's ego and embarassment soars higher which incites him into further such announced attempts. The main reason being, him, wanting to prove that he is good at bunking which he isnt obviously....


So my dear bunkers of student community, Bunking is best done when it goes un-noticed totally... If you want to bunk, the first thing you have to do is to shut up . so "if u want to bunk, bunk, dont talk "...............

2 comments:

shweta said...

an analogy of bunks.. man u r too obvious

Anonymous said...

bunkering to be precise



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